Large male supervisor: Look at you, skinny!
Female supervisor: What? Scan me?
Large male supervisor: No, skinny.
Manager: What's going on here?
Female supervisor: Oh, nothing. Just the 30 pounds that I lost.
Large male supervisor: I've got to get me some of that. How'd you do it?
Female supervisor: Morphine.
Dayton, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon
