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I’m Inquiring about Volume, Ass

Customer: How big is the one-pound burrito?
Employee: Um, that’d be one pound, ma’am.

Forrest Avenue
Des Moines, Iowa

  • Posted on May 18, 2022
  • Dumb Employees, Iowa, Questions
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