Sales manager: Do you believe this dude? He just gave me two fake social security numbers for himself like I wouldn't figure it out.
Sales rep: Be careful or he'll steal yours.
Sales manager: Nah, I give the clients a fake name, he won't find me.
Sales rep: Well, he can just use any random eight numbers I guess.
Sales manager: If by eight you mean nine, then yes. You'd be terrible at identity theft.
Sales rep: My stupidity keeps me honest.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
