You're Not Making Me Want to Help, Doreen

Female HR, struggling to pick up carton of printer paper: Can you help me with this?
Male HR: This would be a good time to use the new hand cart.
Female HR: Okay, yes, but I can't even get it up off the floor.
Male HR: So, you can't get it up, huh?
Female HR: No, that's you.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania