You Don’t See Eastern European Women Banging into Tables

Coworker #1, after banging into side of table while rounding the corner: You know what, if I had whiskers, I wouldn’t have this problem. Cats have whiskers and that’s how they know they can fit into somewhere. They use it to balance. If I had whiskers, I would know if I could fit around this space and not bang into anything! My cats have balance. Whiskers would make me balanced.
Coworker #2, laughing: Yeah, whiskers would solve the problem.

Manhattan, New York