With a Few Old Band-aids Thrown in for Balance.

Guy to friend: Hey, what's in this? It's great!
Friend: It's a baked potato soup base, and I added the chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and green beans I had at hot tubs from the other night, two chicken enchiladas and Mexican rice from Playa Maya, some corn, and some fried chicken from Babe's, and a can of chicken broth.
Guy: Mmmm…

Granbury, Texas