Intern: Have you heard about that weed store, the Cannabis Club?
Intern: Yeah, man, they have every type of food, just made with weed. Real heavy stuff, for people with cancer. You gotta have a card or something to be a member.
Paralegal: Oh yeah?
Intern: Yeah, but I say if you're going to be a stoner, don't be a wuss and not actually smoke.
VP, walking in: Wait, the Cannabis Club, isn't that in Orange County?
Overheard by: I need a membership too