What Are the Odds Of This Conversation?

Temp: “do you realize how poor the odds were for each of us…”
Secretary: “to win the lottery?”
Temp: “no.”
Secretary: “oh. When you said ‘odds’ I thought…”
Temp: “odds can apply to more than the lottery.”
Secretary: “hm. Well if I were a millionaire, I’d buy a bathtub full of b. C.’s best chronic and – after rolling around in it – smoke it all and run around the city.”

1040 West Georgia Street, Vancouver, BC

Overheard by: Frida