Coworker #1: I just have poop in my heart.
Coworker #2: I hope you have blood in my heart.
Coworker #1: No it's full of necrophilia.
Coworker #2: Your heart is full of "dead love"?
Coworker #1: I mean fecalphilia! Latin is hard!
Durham, NC
Overheard by: tracie
