Customer service rep: Will call you when she's available, and no matter how many times you call us, that's not going to happen faster, so stop calling!
Straight female sales rep: Jude*… You are the wing beneath my wings.
Lesbian accounting rep: Are you quoting Bette Middler? Homo!
Sales rep: Hetero!
Lesbian accounting rep: Ew… No thanks!
Fort Mill, South Carolina
