To Be Fair, So Does Kate Gosselin.

Employee #1, looking at picture of female customer contact: So she is going to be out for three months.
Employee #2: Maybe she is pregnant?
Employee #3: She if definitely not pregnant, she looks dark almost like the wicked witch of the west!
Employee #1: No she doesn't!
Employee #2: No, she looks completely impregnatable!

Oakbrook, Illinois

Overheard by: Rick B