To Be Fair, If You Were a Librarian, Wouldn't You Be Constantly Disgruntled?

Constantly disgruntled librarian: So she was driving me so batshit crazy with her stupid stupid questions that I wanted to punch her right in her stupid stupid face. But then I thought that anyone who's that chronically stupid must already have a really difficult life. So my good deed for the day was to just punch her in my imagination.
Calmer librarian: You truly are a prince among men.
Constantly disgruntled librarian: I know, right? Most people don't get that about me.


Overheard by: PunkRockLibrarian