They're Not As Dirty As You'd Think, Unfortunately.

Coworker #1, trying to identify characters on SpongeBob crackers: What about this one? The monster.
Coworker #2: Oh yeah, the one-eyed one! He's evil, isn't he?
Coworker #1: I dunno–we should google it.
Coworker #3, laughing: Yeah, go ahead and google “one-eyed evil monster,” see what kind of results you get!

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