Finnish pilot, bragging about finland: The education system in finland is extremely good, plus you don't have to spend a single penny starting from kindergarten to university. The healthcare system is the best, the rate crime is extremely low, and the government really takes care of the citizens. Oh the people also really know how to have fun! This is why many people, most particularly women, want to marry us, finnish guys, so they can move to finland and get all the benefits. Finland is the best country in the world.
Bored flight attendant: So why did you leave finland?
Finnish pilot: The taxes are too high.
On a flight to Dhaka, Bangladesh
Overheard by: Would you like a cup of shut the fudge up, capt?
