Boss: Okay, it's crunch time! Everyone has to get to work to get this shipment through! Come on, I don't want to see anyone slacking! (points to employee #1) You! What are you doing?
Employee #1: Working.
Boss: Good! You! (points to employee #2) What are you doing?
Employee #2: Working…
Boss: Great! You! (points to employee #3) What are you doing? (pause) Seriously, what are you doing?
Employee #3: Wasting company money. Surfing the net. You know.
Boss: Carry on!
Employee #1: Well, we know someone is sleeping with him!
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Not the Employee 4 you're looking for…
