Editor: Is there any way we can get hold of someone in accounting to see if this invoice has been paid?
Assistant: I've been trying.
Editor: There's nothing you can check online?
Assistant: No.
Editor: Well, can we sacrifice a cow or something? Will that get it paid?
Assistant: You know accounting is in india, right?
Editor: Gotta hit 'em where it hurts.
Camden Street, Baltimore, MD
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