Pakistan Is Up Here Wishing the Same Thing

Male lawyer to photocopier technician: Why do you do all that work rebuilding that part? I would think that you just throw it away and replace it with a new one.
Technician: Nah, we don't throw away parts. If anything, we recycle them. There's valuable metals in there. In fact, copies have hard drives, and when we scrap a copier we remove the hard drive and return it to the customer if they ask. Lots of personal data on hard drives.
Female court officer: I bet Osama Bin Laden in down there in hell, wishin' he had erased his hard drives!

The Bronx, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry