Cube guy #1: Dude, my stomach feels like smashed ball sack.
Cube guy #2: Maybe you're hungry?
Cube guy #1: Maybe, except I just shit a doomturd in liquid and 50 million pieces.
Cube guy #2: I hate that.
Cube guy #1: What, dysentery? Hell yeah, that shit kills my family 100 times out of 100 in Oregon Trail 2.
Keene, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Jon
