Now I've Said My OCDs, Won't You Clean Along With Me?

Loud secretary: "what's that awful smell?"
Engineer, furiously disinfecting desk: "sorry, I just needed to clean my office before I went crazy."
Secretary: "looks great compared to mine. My desk is covered in stuff."
Engineer: "I know. I saw it earlier and had a panic attack. (pause) I'm not kidding."

Columbus, OH