Worker #1, yelling at her computer: Ahhhhhh you're mother's a hussie!
Worker #2: What did you say?
Worker #1: No, not you… I was yelling at my computer.
Worker #2: No, I know, that but what did you say?
Worker #1, embarrassed: Your mother's a hussie…
Worker #2: Oh… I thought you said something else.
Worker #1: You have a dirty dirty mind.
Worker #2: No, not that… I thought you said something else.
Worker #1: What do you think I said?
Worker #2: I thought you said “your mother's a Nazi.”
Staten Island, New York
Overheard by: Stund CoWorker
