Men Aren't Supposed to Have Feelings, but They Do

Sales guy #1: He said you didn't run stairs, and you're saying you did run stairs. So did you run stairs or not?
Sales guy #2: What else did he say?
Sales guy #1: Well, I didn't want to tell you… but he called you fat, and said you were too fat to run stairs.
Sales guy #2: (shuffling noises)
Sales guy #1: Are you going to cry and move your desk away from mine again? I'm not the one who said it, he… c'mon man, don't move, come on back over here… Fine. Whatever.

Irvine, California

Overheard by: Fred