Female coworker: Babe, I need this one. (hands it to him)
Male coworker: But look, that one is $20 but here's one that's only $8.
Female coworker: But I want this one–it's the one day instead of seven.
Male coworker: Why? Is one day really worth the extra $12?
Female coworker: Well, let's see. If your wang was coated with fire ants, would it be worth the extra $12 to get rid of them in one day instead of seven?
Male coworker: (puts the one-day treatment in the basket)
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Lindsey
