It's such a drag when My victims are ready and waiting

30-something woman: Hehehe, so why are you sneaking out the back way?
30-something man: People are too nosey. I like to stay under the radar; hone my ninja skills.
30-something woman: You are way too wacko.
30-soemthing man: The good part is, when I kick your ass, you won't have seen it coming.

Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief