It would be better if it meant the parrot was about to kill you.

Guy on phone fixing air conditioner: I went over to this girl's house last night to watch that “I see dead people” movie. She's got one of those parrots, so while we were watching the movie I kept whispering to the parrot “I see dead people”, trying to get him to say it. Can you imagine a parrot walking up to you and saying “I see dead people?” That'd be pretty wild, right?

Piscataway, New Jersey