If It Was Good Enough for Elvis, It Should Be Good Enough for You.

Black female security guard: Sir, you need to leave the building.
Black hobo: Why?
Black female security guard: Sir, you need to leave the building.
Black hobo: Why?
Black female security guard, a little more sternly: Sir, you need to leave the building, please.
Black hobo: Why? Because I'm black?
Black female security guard: Sir, I'm black, too. You need to leave the building.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Uncle Cake