Deli manager, very seriously: I think that customer put the cricket in her lettuce. It couldn't have been in there when she was making her salad.
Underling: Well, why not?
Deli manager: You've seen how we do the lettuce. It's all chopped up. This was a whole cricket, not a bunch of little pieces.
Underling: So if we find pieces, can we use them in the hot bar?
Greensboro, North Carolina
Overheard by: sliced turkey
