I Don't Feel So Bad About Falling Asleep Watching TV

Coworker #1: So I had to take my friend to the ER last night because she was experimenting with a hot dog.
Coworker #2: What?!
Coworker #1: Yep, she got the hot dog stuck up her vagina and we couldn't get it out.

Springfield, Illinois

Overheard by: Snow White