Sales boss: Will you please tell John* not to get discouraged?
Salesman #1: Don't be discouraged! You're going to get this renewal!
Salesman #2 (John*): No, I just don't think it's going to happen.
Salesman #1: Fine, then just go in the bathroom and slit your wrists!
Boss: (gives salesman #1 angry look)
Salesman #1: What?! I'm trying to be a team player!
Manhattan, New York
