How It Happened That Children Vomited Into the Steinway

Boss: Maybe we should put out a cold pitcher with some cold drink in it on days like this, you know for us, and the customers, that might be nice. It's so hot.
Salesman: Yeah, that's a good idea. It's really hot.
Boss: The only thing is though, if there are kids here, running around, they'll grab a drink and just destroy the pianos.
Salesman: Serve Guinness. Kids hate Guinness.

Piano Store
Los Angeles, California