He's Lucky a Car Didn't Skid on It – Then It Could Have Become a Felony

Crazy drone: Where do I go for misdemeanors?
Clerk: Down the hall to the right.
Crazy drone: I work… I work in construction. There ain't no bathroom out there so I took a dump in the parking lot.
Clerk: Huh?
Crazy drone: I guess that wasn't okay.

Portland, Oregon