Metro Official: Ma'am, you have to pay.
Old Lady: I don't want to pay, I want to ride the train.
Metro Official: You have to pay to ride the train.
Old Lady: Well, you're a bastard and I'm not paying.
Metro Official: You have to pay to ride, ma'am.
Old Lady: Fuck you, and the damn train you rode in on!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Sarah
