Employee #1: So your husband got moved to a new penitentiary?
Manager: Very funny. He's been out for several years. He's a great guy, I love him a lot.
Employee #1: We know you do. (raises eyebrow)
Employee #2: What? How?
Employee #1: She told us yesterday that she likes to wake her husband up with blowjobs.
Manager: How else did you think I woke him up?
McDonald's
Connecticut
