Straight girl: My trainer told me that regular massage helps reduce the appearance of cellulite, I just don't know if I can walk in somewhere and be like, “hey, could you just massage my ass and thighs?”
Lesbian: You know I'm a trained massage therapist.
Straight girl: So I could just pay you to massage my ass?
Lesbian: Sure.
Straight girl: Actually, you should pay me to massage my ass.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
