Slim coworker: Yo, there's a guy handing out free tacos outside!
Obese coworker: No way! How are they?
Slim coworker: I didn't have any, I had just finished eating when I saw the guy.
Obese coworker: I don't get it. What part of “free” and “tacos” don't you understand? (runs out to see if taco guy is still there)
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Jamesie Isms