Career Tip: Don't Glitter Bomb the Boss, People

Peon #1: Did he storm off in a cloud of huff and glitter?
Peon #2: He was eating a lemon meringue pie, so it was a huff of glitter and meringue.
Peon #1: That was this morning?
Peon #2: Yes, we were all eating pie this morning.
Peon #1: That sounds like a tight ship over there.

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