Coworker #1: I had the worst case of diarrhea while I was gone.
Coworker #2: Ohmigod! Where at?
Coworker #1: On the plane.
Coworker #2: Did you go in your pants?
Coworker #1: No, I went to the bathroom.
Coworker #2: The bathroom on the plane?
Coworker #1: Yes, it was horrible! I was in there for 40 minutes. People were pounding on the door, asking if I was alright, while I had repeated bouts of diarrhea.
Coworker #2: That's sounds terrible!
Coworker #1: It was! I was so embarrassed.
Battle Creek, Michigan
