Female coworker #1: I want a baby with a happy temperament. With my luck, he'll prolly be all irritable all the time.
Female coworker #2: Well, if he's anything like you he'll be irritable. You should find a very happy husband.
Female coworker #1: He'll be married to me, of course he'll be happy.
Male coworker: I feel sorry for the guy that marries you. Shit, I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Chicago, Illinois
