At Least I Know What Menthol Does to My Lady Parts

Coworker #1: You know, my daughter was telling me that grapefruits can cause cancer.
Coworker #2: Really? Are you sure? I never heard of that.
Coworker #1: Yeah, I'm serious. That's why I stopped eating them… I'll be back, I'm going to go have a cigarette.

Manhattan, New York