Any Inconvenient Wives and Children Aside

Nerd #1: The Edge only knows how to play three notes.
Nerd #2: Shaddup! I was totally gonna marry him when I was 15.
Nerd #1: Really? Isn't he much too short?
Nerd #2: Yeah. Those Irish dudes are rather short.
Nerd #3: It's the diet of potatoes. Stunts their growth.
Nerd #4: I thought they were leprechauns!
Nerd #2: I think they are! But that doesn't matter; I'd still marry The Edge if given the opportunity.


Overheard by: Paper pusher