Warehouse manager: I just wanted to let you know your yellow nipples came back in.
Assistant: Good, so my black nipples are now yellow?
Warehouse manager: They aren't really nipples, they are actually pipes.
Assistant: But the box said “nipples.”
Warehouse manager: I know you like to say that, but nipples are short, pipes are long. Got it?
Assistant: I'll keep that in mind!
Charlotte, North Carolina
