Drive-through customer: Yeah, I'd like a number 7, and I want those fries hot and fresh.
Cashier: Okay, number 7. What did you want to drink?
Drive-through customer: Didn't you hear me? I said I wanted hot and fresh fries!
Cashier: Sure, I heard you.
Drive-through customer: Well aren't you going to do anything about it?
Cashier: Oh, don't worry. I pushed the “hot and fresh” button.
Drive-through customer: Oh… okay.
McDonalds
Grants Pass, Oregon
Overheard by: Laughing Hysterically