Coworker: Hey dude, that's how I'm going to make my money. Cat exercise equipment. Marshfield, Massachusetts Overheard by: Mikaela
Vietnamese coworker using cardboard to fix cubicle, happily: It's like being in refugee camp all over again. Austin, Texas
Large effeminate guy with German accent: These are the metallic pencils you do not have! (waves crayola box at employee)
Employee: Okay… Sir?
German guy: Do you know vat I am making? A portrait of Al Pacino! To really capture his manliness! Once I did a picture in charcoal but my art teacher said to really get the effect, I vould haf to burn it! Joann's Fabrics
Los Angeles, California Overheard by: manybellsdown
Disembodied voice coming from men's room: Aww, man! We do that every year! …usually with our teeth …and while he's still alive. Austin, Texas
Scruffy guy #1: So you actually wear little girl clothes?
Scruffy guy #2, nodding a lot: Yeah! Indianapolis, Indiana Overheard by: Laura
Secretary: Hey how you doing?
Lawyer: Oh, you know, just livin' the dream.
Secretary: What dream is that?
Lawyer: I'm not sure.
Secretary: Okay. Let me know when you figure it out.
Lawyer: Okay. I will. Dallas Texas
Cubicle geek on phone: So the summation of my weekend is I found out that a bikini waxing strip is not an appropriate solution to a mono-brow.
Cubicle worker #1, slamming something on desk: A big cockroach just crawled across my desk.
Cubicle worker #2: Yeah, these were the desks with the roach problem.
Cubicle worker #1: Roach problem?
Cubicle worker #2: It's all Mindy's fault. Arlington, Texas
Middle-aged lady to another: You sit down and I'll take you for a ride…
Coworker to another: I don't think whipped cream is being abused, I think they're imagining it.