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At the Greenpeace Prosthetic Whale Penis Factory

Male coworker #1: Well, we played with it enough, it's not hanging out as much.
Male supervisor: Yeah, if you beat on it enough, eventually these things go in.
(uncomfortable silence)
Male supervisor: Do you think I could go see it?
Male coworker #2: Yeah, just make sure you don't pull on it!

Richland, Washington

Overheard by: I think they were talking about a server…