X-ray tech: I just finished with Seaman. You know, his friends call him “cum.” Lakeville, Massachusetts
Tech: Is this some sort of interrogation?
Supervisor: Ah…yeah…we’re not cops, so, obviously not. 19555 West Bluemound Road
Waukesha, Wisconsin Overheard by: Mike
Training instructor: You should not upgrade the software right when a patch comes out. Sometimes it may have bugs.
Student: So, it’s like when you take a drug, sometimes it can have side effects like—
Training instructor: Yeah, but let’s keep the discussion focused on software.
Student: —Throwing up, vomiting…
Training instructor: Uh, yeah. Madison, Alabama
Programmer #1: I don’t think my brother has been out of jail for Christmas or his birthday for the last six years.
Programmer #2: Maybe you should get him a subscription to Playboy?
Programmer #1: I was thinking cigarettes. Tech center
Denver, Colorado Overheard by: so glad I’m not related
Old Chinese tech: Hey, you know a' Tiger Woods?
Male phone tech: Yes! We dated! He said he loved me!
Old Chinese tech: You a'mysterious numbah fourteen! Malvern, Pennsylvania
Computer guy #1: I can’t see the hard drive on this network.
Computer guy #2: Well, the problem is that the disk isn’t mounted. First you have to mount Claire*.
Computer guy #2: Claire is the name of the office hard drive. 701 South Mount Vernon Avenue
San Bernardino, California Overheard by: Amused
Finance manager: Every time an e-mail outage occurs I'm working on something, and I have to start over. I need you to let me know an hour or so ahead of time next time the system is going to crash.
IT guy: Ummmmm… Auburn, Indiana Overheard by: dru
Boss: From now on, people, we’re going to make Perfection our baseline.
The development team laughs.
Developer: Dude, whatever the fuck you’ve been reading, stop it.
1 Madison Avenue
New York, NY Overheard by: Mad William Flint
IT to sales: If you leave two mammals in a room together, eventually they will screw.
Developer: Surprisingly, in the competitive field of musical sodomy there are very few entries. Terre Haute, Indiana