Coworker: Bon jovi's on American Idol?! Good god, this calls for a new pack of batteries and the tv on in the bedroom! Portland, Oregon
Employee #1: Is George Harrison the guy that directed Star Wars?
Employee #2: No that's George Lucas.
Employee #1: Oh, but he was in Star Wars then.
Employee #2: No, that's Harrison Ford.
Employee #1: Oh. Wasn't Frank Sinatra in The Beatles? Addison, Texas
HR employee to another: Does she look like she's been hanging out with Bob Dylan? Dunmore, Pennsylvania Overheard by: Can't imagine what this could entail
Developer: Surprisingly, in the competitive field of musical sodomy there are very few entries. Terre Haute, Indiana
Coworker on phone: So, I'm trying to get on MTV, and I keep getting rejected. San Carlos, California
Office worker: Do you know why this code is causing a problem?
Web developer manager: I only know worthless things. I know all the lyrics to “American Pie,” but I can't remember my mother's phone number. Piscataway, New Jersey Overheard by: Caroline
Office dweller on phone: You get Snoop. We get Jon Bon Jovi. Austin, Texas
Coworker, talking about rappers: Eminem? He ain't got style. When he came out he was just trying to be the black Tupac. Youngstown, Ohio
Manager strolling through office (singing): “Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders knees and toes…”
Teen girl: Oh my god, like, I’m so hyper! I think I have ADD. I can’t stop twitching!
Bystander: No, you just can’t stop feelin’ the rhythm. Toronto