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How to Tell If Your Co-Worker Is Actually a Robot

Male exec: I won’t be able to be at the pitch. My grandfather died.
Female exec: Oh my God, I’m so sorry.
Male exec: It’s okay, I still have my other grandfather.
Female exec: That’s why you have two children, right? If one of them dies, you’ve still got the other one, so it’s not so sad.

Dreamworks, 100 Universal Plaza
Universal City, California

Overheard by: Shrek