Professor #1: You know what I hate? There’s never any TP in the men’s room. You have to bring your own.
Professor #2: Yeah, I know. Unless you buy it at the vending machine. Professor #1 unspools some paper from a roll on the coffee table. Professor #1: I just hate using this roll. It’s like telegraphing the whole world you’ve gotta take a dump. San 69-1
Churye 2-dong, Sasang-gu
Busan City, South Korea Overheard by: KGB