Office girl: I gotta call Peter to tell him he forgot his balls.
Inkster, Michigan
Overheard by: Don’t wanna see ’em
Archive for the ‘Weirdness’ Category
But If HR Asks, I Did Not Say That.
Team manager to sales rep: Girl, you just gotta be comfortable. You gotta be easy!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Project Manager
Canadian Employees Often Face This Kind Of Harassment
Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!
Cardiff
Wales
Overheard by: Sean
Especially with Buzz Aldrin Chewing Your Ear Off
Voice in next cubicle: I forgot how much I hate space travel.
Fort Leavenworth, Kansas
It Sounds Like You’re Talking About Cheese
Office guy #1: Does this look hard to you? Feel it?
Office girl: I don’t really like it hard. I like it soft.
Office guy #1: I was thinking the same thing. Should we cut it off?
Office guy #1: Do you like it hard? Feel it.
Office guy #2: Do you know what this sounds like?
Sioux Falls, South Dakota
…Metaphorically Speaking
Boss: Six months ago I was in pajamas with a bong!
W 1st Street
Los Angeles, California
Behind the Flowering Ficus
Patient: Where’s the bathroom?
Receptionist: On your way out, you can just go in that corner.
Dentist’s Office
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Avoiding the corner
Outside of a Phish Concert
Developer, cleaning out fridge: Wow, I’ve never seen pink mold before!
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
I’m Told It’s Hypnotic to Watch
Exec #1 to exec #2: Does it matter if there’s more than one person?
Exec #2: No, I’ll just jiggle them around. Let me know who and I’ll start jiggling.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: officedrone
It’s Just, the Company’s Been Accused of Getting Soft
Office grunt: I was just going to jerk them off but I figured it would be best to ask first.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: wes
