Female boss, demanding computer use from underling: I want your SAP!
Cardiff
Wales
Overheard by: Sean
Archive for the ‘Wales’ Category
I’ll Be Going Postal, So Bring a Tourniquet
Receptionist #1: Is tomorrow your last day?
Receptionist #2: Yes.
Receptionist #1: Good.
Park Place
Cardiff University, United Kingdom
Overheard by: stranded_in_UK
How Else Can I Make a Mushroom Cloud Omelette?
Shop worker: We assure you ma’am, none of our products contain any form of radioactive waste.
Customer: Well, I won’t buy any then!
Tesco
South Wales
Overheard by: Wait, what?
As a Co-Utterer or a Target?
Boss: From now on, every time I call someone a ‘twat,’ just presume you’re Cc:ed in on it.
Power station
Wales
The Professionals Use Persimmon
Female co-worker: Ooh, this melon is so juicy!
Male co-worker: For God’s sake, it’s like being on the set of an amateur porn film with you, sometimes.
5 Fitzalan Place
Cardiff, Wales
Overheard by: Mark Jenkins
At Least, We Think It Will Be Them
Boss on phone to wife: Yes, they’ll be in this evening. Well, afternoon-ish… Probably in the morning.
Cardiff
Wales
