Developer, cleaning out fridge: Wow, I’ve never seen pink mold before!
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Archive for the ‘Tech People’ Category
My Hard Drive’s Been Zionized
Bored tech guy: Can I help you?
Bimbette: Yeah, um, I need an update on my anti-Semitic virus program.
Bored tech guy: You mean ‘Symantec’?
Bimbette: Yeah, that’s what I said — anti-Semitic.
Quinnipiac University
Hamden, Connecticut
Psh, Like That’s Hard to Get
Only female worker in office, to five males: Speaking of Hummers…
(everyone stops working and looks up)
Technician: You have our attention.
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Were we?
God, I Love My Job
Engineer: It might be dangerous if it ignites, so I think I should heat it up to 600 degrees and see if it catches on fire.
1190 4th Street
Ontario, California
1PM Lunch
IT #1: She’s a nut.
IT #2: Most people are.
IT #1: What kinda nut do you think we are?
IT #2: Cashews because we’re unique and expensive.
IT #1: I guess we could be macadamians.
IT #2: Those are fatty.
30830 Northwestern Highway
Farmington Hills, Michigan
For Reasons They Refuse to Explain
X‑ray tech: I just finished with Seaman. You know, his friends call him “cum.”
Lakeville, Massachusetts
12PM System is Acting Buggy
Staff: You have a second?
IT: Nope, completely out of stock on those.
200 Front Street W
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Now Kindly Look the Other Way While I Reboot
Financial director to IT tech who was having difficulty connecting a computer for a presentation: So, you can’t get it up?
IT guy: Oh, don’t say it like that…
Nashville, Tennessee
Let Me Just Wipe This Off for You…
Crazy IT girl: Do you have a knife? If anybody in here had a knife, it would be you.
Crazy IT guy: Serrated or flat?
Merrimack, New Hampshire
At Least Someone Got Basted Last Night
Passing tech on cell: Dude, I know! Seriously, my ass is leaking brown juice!
Denham Springs, Louisiana
Overheard by: Erin
